Who Am I?

February 9, 2010 - Tuesday 

Who Am I? Current mood:  animated Category: MySpace A ton of people on MySpace are saying there's too much drama lately. Aside from just turning off your fucking computer, here's something you can do to avoid all the drama. Don't say Carl Cannabis didn't bring you a completely drama free blog. Let's play a game! I'm going to be a popular blogger on MySpace, and you get to guess who I am. Ready? Here we go. You'll NEVER guess who this is. I don't know if you guys know this, but I have a penis. I know I seem dickless, but that's just a saying. I totally do have a schlong. Yup. I totally do. As an owner of a penis, I am attracted to young women with tight bodies. Fuck yeah. That makes my penis erect. Hi penis. You're totally erect. (high fiving my own penis through my fly) There is nothing wrong with a man over forty being attracted to women in their twenties. I mean look at them. They might not be able to make the most cohesive political arguments (even though they talk about them incessantly on their boring blog and BTR) but look at them. Va-va-voom. I mean I know I'm not really that attractive to young women. In fact I'm downright creepy. That doesn't mean I don't love barely legal poontang. It is my God given right and destiny to bag young snatch. Anyone else who says otherwise is ugly and a hater. Who the hell would want a woman my own age? They might have kids. Wait... they have kids. Hmmmm. Well, it depends on how old the kids are, because those might be the prime age of chicks I might want to date! I need to remember to ask them if they have daughters next time. Otherwise these hags kids are just a burden. Who wants a chick who actually has lived life and knows what she wants? I'm looking for a young chick who is not sure of what she wants! That way she'll date me! I'm a fucking genius. I don't have a bald spot, and damn it... people like me. I'm not the old cretin in the club, no matter how much evidence I compile to the contrary. PEOPLE LIKE ME!!!! (twitch) I can't actually produce any of those people but I'm sure of it. Stacey says she likes me. She said all of these people are jealous. She told me all people who Bad Lisa hates are good people. Every single one of them. It's a shame Stacey's an old bag, or I'd date her. She's totally like three times the age of anyone I would date. Hmmm. I wonder if she has kids. WHO AM I? 4:04 PM 281 Comments 63 Kudos (Give Kudos)  Translate Powered by English Albanian Arabic Bulgarian Catalan Chinese Croatian Czech Danish Dutch Estonian Filipino Finnish French Galician German Greek Hebrew Hindi Hungarian Indonesian Italian Japanese Korean Latvian Lithuanian Maltese Norwegian Polish Portuguese Romanian Russian Serbian Slovak Slovenian Spanish Swedish Thai Turkish Ukrainian Vietnamese Print

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	~A Cunning Stunt~ JKK Princess Paula	"High fiving my penis" Wouldn't that hurt??? This is a tough one for me....Are you Scribbler????   Posted by ~A Cunning Stunt~ JKK on February 9, 2010 - Tuesday - 4:15 PM [Reply to this]

	Paul	Grrrrrr what an ugly default your mouth looks like a butt hole   Posted by Paul on February 13, 2010 - Saturday - 11:36 AM [Reply to this]

	BL is all about the love bitches Pink Heels	Damn, change the date on this blog Carl. It looks like it's going to be a number one for the news and politics category.  Oh..wait...that's right. Rapey is going to have it deleted.  Never mind.   Posted by BL is all about the love bitches on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:38 AM [Reply to this]

	Seanpatrick	I was just thinking the same thing Lisa. hahaha.   Posted by Seanpatrick on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:43 AM [Reply to this]

	Paul	caught in the act ^^^^^^^^^^   Posted by Paul on February 13, 2010 - Saturday - 11:17 AM [Reply to this]

	Seanpatrick	Posted by Seanpatrick on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:16 AM [Reply to this]

	Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} Blaze Corleone	*shudder*   Posted by Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:34 AM [Reply to this]

	Jade LaFemme	Posted by Jade LaFemme on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:36 AM [Reply to this]

	Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} Blaze Corleone	Posted by Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:44 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Carl who am I? A young white southern lady hits on YOU...you take the bait. You like her....young, white and pretty. YOU want her.... You comment on her blogs and comment sections of her profile. You want to meet her. You brag you are "down with her." Your mother goose wishes you well and everybody supports you and this North Carolina whore....even if she is 1/2 your age, and 1/4 of your weight. You give her money for a bus ticket (you are too cheap to buy her a plane ticket) so she can see you in California. She takes the money and never goes to California. She didn't want you. She used you for money. Who am I Carl? Now she is onto another sucker on MySpace....who is falling for her. WHO AM I CARL?   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 10:33 AM [Reply to this]

	Seanpatrick	Mikey that sounds more like you and Misty. $200.00? Sucker   Posted by Seanpatrick on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 10:56 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	Misty got on TV and confirmed her story. I wonder if he truly could get any girl to back up that bullshit he just said. Ask her, Rapey! Ask her how accurate that story is!!! Don't go running around saying bullshit, go actually produce Vanna and ask her if that's even CLOSE to the truth. You're just making shit up, but sadly for you... I'm not.   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 10:59 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Carl, why did you believe Vanna, dude???? SUCKER!!! Rapey, you are molesty...Carl wanted to molest a hot young southern girl. MMMMmmmmmmmmmmm.......you were down with her, right? Gave the bitch money so she could visit you in California....well did she visit you? NO. Come on Carl the Molester, what happened? DID YOU CREEP HER OUT? You really expect some 20 something North Carolina chick to want you? YOU? Well, here you are, again drama blogging about me...and I at least got to date my ex. YOU never even KISSED her and you sent her money, you ignorant pothead!   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:06 AM [Reply to this]

	Seanpatrick	That’s real MANly of you Mikey. Bringing a young girl into your drama.   Posted by Seanpatrick on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:26 AM [Reply to this]

	BL is all about the love bitches Pink Heels	Why are you yelling you pile of used douche?  You really are a sick fuck. You're probably jumping all over your cubicle too like did when Misty first touched your rotten cock.   Posted by BL is all about the love bitches on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:10 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Your biggest booster was snookered by a clever young white southern girl. Carl, you got used by a woman. She played your fat ass like a fiddle. Carl, you wanted to post shit like this....now you will be put on display...sucker. Vanna used you....she is spending it now on a hot white guy, you epic fail guy.   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:17 AM [Reply to this]

	!!Lika!! Lika TheLobbyist	Of course this is coming from a guy who abuses women.  I'm not surprised you'd make light of the situation.  Thing is, dork, Carl is man enough to stick his neck out for a woman.  You turn around and call her a stupid lying drug whore and take her to Judge Mathis.   Posted by !!Lika!! on February 13, 2010 - Saturday - 1:18 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	PROOF OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:10 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Carl, are you getting hot under the collar? Vanna is spending that cash....Carl you like those young white southern girls huh? I guess giving money to a woman you never even kissed was not such a great idea, huh Carlene the Molester?   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:19 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	Why would I be mad about something that is clearly a lie? You're the one posting as fast as your fat fingers can type. PROOF OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN RAPEY. I HAVE PROOF ON YOU. MISTY CAME ON MY SHOW AND SAID YOU CRIED IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE. PROVE YOUR STORY OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN.   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:21 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 10:55 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	Ohhhh so you got your idea from a song. That makes more sense now, since nothing you said is based in reality. Then again this is the same guy who says he's a stud so that makes sense too. You do all this from your data entry job where you work with kids. Have a good weekend sick fuck!   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:00 AM [Reply to this]

	Paul	data entry lol is that what he does? haha   fuckin' high flier   Posted by Paul on February 13, 2010 - Saturday - 11:22 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Carl is PWNED! Vanna is now spending her money on a hot young WHITE DUDE! lol!   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:06 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	What do you think Misty did with the 200? LOL!!!! Dude. Let's clear something up. I have a better job than you ever will. I've never sent Vanna one dime. You need to keep her name out of your mouth since she hasn't done one thing to you. Like usual, you like picking on innocent girls. If Vanna comes to me and tells me to delete this, I will. Otherwise I will keep it up to remind people how disgusting you really are. None of that ever happened. You took some harmless MySpace flirting and turned it into YOUR LIFE. Which is pathetic, sad and a disgusting use of women for your own disgusting fantasies. I have nothing to hide, nor will you ever find a piece of dirt on me that you didn't make up. Unlike you, I am not a piece of shit.   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:17 AM [Reply to this]

	Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} Blaze Corleone	You need to keep her name out of your mouth since she hasn't done one thing to you. *sliding in HERE* I a FUKKIN' GREE!!! *sliding back out again* Iz TROLLIN'!!!  ROFLMAO   Posted by Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:49 AM [Reply to this]

	BL is all about the love bitches Pink Heels	Well, we know nobody is spending money on you Pedo.   Posted by BL is all about the love bitches on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:11 AM [Reply to this]

	Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} Blaze Corleone	Posted by Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:53 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Pedo? You mean Pedro, right?   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:21 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Lisa, did you know you even believed Vanna had a thing for Carl? She used all of you...you all are suckas! Now, tell Carl how dumb it is to give money to a woman across the country with the expectations she will use it to visit you? I would say pretty damned dumb....now is that right?   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:20 AM [Reply to this]

	BL is all about the love bitches Pink Heels	Dont try to suck me into your little game Rapey.  I wont work.  You are a loser. Everyone knows it.  No body gives a shit what you have to say. Just like your buddies Stacey and Oshay.  Run your mouth all you want. Nobody cares.   Posted by BL is all about the love bitches on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:31 AM [Reply to this]

	!!Lika!! Lika TheLobbyist	I think Dickchester wants a taste of Oshay's pencil...   Posted by !!Lika!! on February 13, 2010 - Saturday - 1:20 AM [Reply to this]

	Seanpatrick	Mikey you really do need to get help. You are one sick fuck.   Posted by Seanpatrick on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:30 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	How much allegedly did I give her Rapey? I really want to know, since I know for a damn fact I have never sent anyone money to come visit me.   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:23 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Carl, you stupid ignorant sucker. You are the dumbest shit on earth. Vanna is thanking you for believing she would actually visit your fat ass in California. Go drown your tears in a puff of pot smoke.   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:29 AM [Reply to this]

	Justin AKA elmo Peter Swanker	..Wow good song but is that why you take 13 year olds home for icecream and watch movies what else happened their plz do tell   Posted by Justin AKA elmo on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 10:58 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Carl is going to explain why he gave money to a hot young white woman on MySpace, and not use it to go see Carl in California. Adults are talking now. Carl, why did you give your hard earned money to a woman you never even kissed? Carl, explain that while you drama blog on people. YOU are the biggest sucker here.   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:08 AM [Reply to this]

	BL is all about the love bitches Pink Heels	Why do you keep bringing Vanna's color into this?  You arent a racist are you Rapechester?  A little pissed off that black men are stealing all your white women?    Posted by BL is all about the love bitches on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:32 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	Yeah I'm the biggest sucker here, yet you've spent how long writing posts on this blog trying to discredit it? Do you remember you sued a chick for 200 dollars? That you "lent" her? This story sounds familiar Rapey. I don't give a fuck what you say about me, but that shit you said about Vanna simply isn't true. None of it. So I'd go check your sources again. I'm going to leave your comments simply to show how creepy and sick you really are. Now people can see it for themselves and judge.   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:12 AM [Reply to this]

	!!Lika!! Lika TheLobbyist	Rapey is racist.    Posted by !!Lika!! on February 13, 2010 - Saturday - 1:22 AM [Reply to this]

	Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester	Carl, why are you obfuscating and trying to bring it back to me? You write a silly drama blog, and now it is time for you to be exposed. Vanna played your fat ass like a fiddle. You did not even kiss her and you sent her money so she could go to California and meet you? You honestly believe she would fall for YOU? A stupid ass drama blogging idiot? Are you crazy? Vanna is spending your money right now....you were "down with her" right? No, she is down at some shopping mall spending your ticket money on a new mu mu for her ass. You poor pathetic pothead!   Posted by Michael, "The Situation" Guy! on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:24 AM [Reply to this]

	BL is all about the love bitches Pink Heels	Dear god he sounds like he's two years old!! "you never even kissed her"!!!  Bwahahahahahaha.  What a fucking putz.  Rapey you are an embarrassment to men everywhere.   Posted by BL is all about the love bitches on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:34 AM [Reply to this]

	Seanpatrick	Only if Mikey was a man.   Posted by Seanpatrick on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:41 AM [Reply to this]

	Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} Blaze Corleone	Not meant for SP AT ALL!  It's just "fitting" for the tone of this blog DAMMIT!!!  I love DATELINE!!!   VVVVVVVVVVVV   Posted by Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:56 AM

	Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} Blaze Corleone	Posted by Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:55 AM

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	You made that shit up. Admit it. Do you really think you can just say shit and nobody is going to find out you're lying?   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:25 AM [Reply to this]

	Carl Cannabis NAA Carl Cannabis	Is that what happened? Man, that told a lot about YOU... I'm not sure how much it told about me.   Posted by Carl Cannabis NAA on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 10:49 AM [Reply to this]

	BL is all about the love bitches Pink Heels	And here he is.  The official over the hill myspace troll.  How ya doing Rapey?   Posted by BL is all about the love bitches on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 10:45 AM [Reply to this]

	Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} Blaze Corleone	DID somebody say troll???   Posted by Obsidian BLAZE Corleone © aka ~La Doña~ {RSS} on February 12, 2010 - Friday - 11:01 AM [Reply to this]

Michael, "The Situation" Guy! Michael Rochester

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